Explain to me again...
Explain to me again how you think you deserve your annual orgasm?
Your performance review was unsatisfactory. You know I need at least three orgasms a night or I get cranky: you're only giving me 2.5 on average. Last night I only had a single orgasm. Unacceptable.
You'll really have to up your game to have any chance of coming at next year's review.
Orgasms are for closers.