I want to give...

I want to give a shout-out to my sweetie, who's here tonight, because today is very special to us.

Don't be embarrassed, sweetie, stand up.

A year ago tonight this man let me decide when he was allowed to have an orgasm, and he hasn't had one since. On this, the anniversary of the night I took control of his most primal pleasure, I'm delighted to announce that not only are we getting married, but that he will never orgasm again.


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