I may be an all-powerful supervillainess...
I may be an all-powerful supervillainess, but I'm also a woman. I have needs.
I need my men to be completely obedient and permanently chase, on pain of HORRIBLE death.
I don't think that's unreasonable.
A promotional caption for my story "Who wants to marry a villainess" which is now available for free. http://www.castempress.com/p/wwtmav-1.html