Explain to me again...

Explain to me again how you think you deserve your annual orgasm?

Your performance review was unsatisfactory. You know I need at least three orgasms a night or I get cranky: you're only giving me 2.5 on average. Last night I only had a single orgasm. Unacceptable.

You'll really have to up your game to have any chance of coming at next year's review.

Orgasms are for closers.


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