Surprise! Your genius ex-girlfriends...

Surprise! Your genius ex-girlfriends teamed up to teach you a lesson, pig. While you slept, we wrapped your cock in a steel cage, welded it shut, and added an indestructible layer of diamond. It's a tight fit and lined with spikes.  Get aroused and you'll regret it.

The cage is secured  with unbreakable, razor-sharp wire. If you tamper with it - whoops! - instant castration.

What do we want from you? Nothing. We just don't want you to bother anyone else with your rancid cock.


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