Thank you for calling

Thank you for calling, how can I help?

Your wife "forgot" to unlock your cage before she went on a business trip, and you want me to release you from here?

I can do that, but I won't.

Your account says only your wife can authorize release, and I don't believe a woman who's kept you locked up for an entire year would trust you for ten minutes without a cage, let alone a week.

Yes, I do have to tell your wife you called. It's policy. You're right, she will be angry. Is there anything else I can do for you today? Would you like a verbal teasing?


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