I said I could...
I said I could relieve the pressure in your balls, I never said anything about you having an orgasm.
I'll insert a milking device down your urethra. It will take three hours to painfully extract every drop of semen from your swollen balls. When they're empty, I'll make you drink all of that nutritious white goo.
Or would you prefer to stop whining about blue balls? Those are your choices.