I want to give...
I want to give a shout-out to my sweetie, who's here tonight, because today is very special to us.
Don't be embarrassed, sweetie, stand up.
A year ago tonight this man let me decide when he was allowed to have an orgasm, and he hasn't had one since. On this, the anniversary of the night I took control of his most primal pleasure, I'm delighted to announce that not only are we getting married, but that he will never orgasm again.